He was carrying an umbrella to protect him from the showers of freedom all around.
A fellow jeeper, my buddy Bill, was almost assassinated today by the swat team. What was his crime? Carrying a closed umbrella to work on a rainy day. Some asswipe called it in as a big bald man with a rifle, and out came the men in blue. Our country is going to hell in a hand basket. Glad you are safe my friend…but Method wheels should send you a set, just sayin…